for those who respect me, or my wit and understanding, i want to make an #Essay that will make guy and girl parents kick themselves crying for ever sending their kids to school again.

i could probably do it, the problem is a) distribution / popularity, and b) taking an indeterminate-amount-of-time-probably-between-2-minutes-and-5-hours to get back into that mind-frame.

i'm just saying it to you, in case this is enough for you already so I don't have to say it.